Stinky Winkerbean

What is that smell?

How to explain the living and breathing bouquet that is Stinky Winkerbean? Let’s start with a base of curdled milk and pig’s droppings. Next we’ll add a few undertones: sneakers worn sockless, day-old scotch breath and a six-week-worn plaster cast. A top-note of doritos and a hint of vanilla and there you have it. The essence of a mad man.

The concept of taking minutes during board meetings was invented for members of Mr. Winkerbean’s ilk. He can keep up to date on motions without the risk of being inhaled.

Winkerbean lives in a well-ventilated room at the back of the Institute. No one has ever dared visit him. He is used primarily for testing new fragrances on. If you can smell them over his stench, they must be perfectly potent.