Bjorn Flugelhorn

It takes a real man to pull off a knitted one piece.

Bjorn Flugelhorn is never more than a snowball’s throw away from the action! He’s humped the legs of the aristocratic and Rock N’ Roll elite from Studio 54 to Bungalow 8 and he still doesn’t look a day over 4 years old (which is more than I can say about some people… Lindsay…).

Don’t let the snowsuit fool you, Bjorn hasn’t seen the great outdoors in over 24 years. He is purveyed to his appearances in a small pink-velvet-lined wheeled box, pulled by his faithful miniature pig, Jurmaine. The lid is not to be lifted until he is securely settled in a dark corner with a Harvey Wallbanger ready to sip.

Bjorn Flugelhorn is responsible for the facial upkeep of all board members as well as organising the guestlist for the annual Hosiery Hop in the Institute’s gymnasium.