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| Oh my eye, eye, eyes! |
We at the Institute believe in the importance of charitable acts, which is why we are constantly inviting aspiring members to send in their pictures for our critique. And then, even though it stings our eyes and infuriates our good taste, we the board go through the lot and select the saddest sack of the week. And here she is Ladies and Gentlemen, Mrs. Guinevere Ecclescake of Antananarivo, Madagascar.
Now we all know that Aye Ayes are notorious for their poor sense of style, but this is more of an Aye Aye Aye! Those patterns are like oil and water, the dress adds at least 20 pounds (that’s double your weight Guinevere) and that dress colour does dastardly things to your skin tone.
Never fear, Guinevere, we’ve set course for Madagascar and should be there in time for dinner tomorrow!
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